You don't know what you've got till it's gone ...

9:48am Thursday 5th October 2006

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THEY say you don't know what you've got till it's gone, and now that Fred is heading off into the sunset with mad Bev, Audrey has realised her true feelings for him.

And so it is that the unlikely Lothario finds himself in the middle of a love triangle only days before his wedding (Coronation Street). Nothing like a bit of pressure!

As men have the capacity of an ant to face up to serious matters such as these, I would like to advise Fred to ditch boozing Bev before it's too late and choose Audrey.

I certainly wouldn't advise getting so worked up about it that you drop dead There are sure to be some heartbreaking scenes coming up in the aftermath of the tragic wedding day and I have to say this is possibly the first geriatrics' romance in soap that I have ever actually been bothered about.

I'm afraid I can't say the same about Pearl and Len in Emmerdale. In fact, when I switched on on Monday and saw a drunk Len serenading Pearl before ending up soaked with water, I thought for one moment I was watching Last of the Summer Wine.

Thankfully the Holby A&E staff have left behind Duffy and her Cambodian clinic to return home so I was able to switch back on this weekend (Casualty). Nathan discovered he didn't have the HIV virus after all (hurrah!) and proceeded to resume his relationship with Selena, though I fear clingy doesn't quite cut it Meanwhile, Kelsey continued to be an irritant with her silly games and lack of professionalism, but that was nothing compared to Holby's very own Dr Shipman-alike who had been bumping off his patients left, right and centre.

The evil GP was arrested by a policeman who was suffering from anxiety, whose admission to A&E also revealed that Dan Hunter from Hollyoaks is not really dead but working as a copper! Similarly, EastEnders' Roy Evans is actually a devoted granddad accompanying his granddaughter to cage fighting competitions.

The things you find out while watching Casualty eh!